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Top reviews Most recent Top reviews. Top reviews from the United States. There was a problem filtering reviews right now. Please try again later. Verified Purchase. So much care and passion was went into making this. Doesn't hurt that Voltaire is in this movie too; Voltaire makes just about everything better. It is very much intended to be a B-movie; but even with the low budget and absurd plot, this movie failed to disappoint. Definitely worth the digital rent or purchase!
Is the camerawork shoddy? Is the premise ridiculous? Do the two leads suprisingly have amazing chemistry? Does any of this make sense? The trailer tells you exactly what kind of movie this is, so any negative review that knocks the budget, or the acting or the effects, didn't bother to watch the trailer. This is micro-low-budget indie-trash fun at its absolute best. The movie, the actors, the filmmakers, the writing are all self-aware and in no way does this flick try to be anything more than goofy fun.
Granted, this kind of movie isn't for everyone, but again I default to the trailer. If you watched the trailer and still, for some reason, expected this movie to be something more, that's entirely on the viewer, not the filmakers -- I mean, it's called The VelociPastor.