Amsterdam, notorious for its infamous cafes and Red Light District, is a major bucket list destination. I was lucky enough to visit a few years ago while I studied abroad. I did , however, witness a live sex show and I was mildly mortified and entertained. If you plan on broadening your sexual horizons in this European city, make sure you learn how to survive a live sex show in Amsterdam.
As a lucky tourist visiting Amsterdam, you have quite a few options when it comes to spending your money on a live sex show. At first, we thought he was going to sell us drugs or sex. After discovering they were all about the same price, we returned to our frightening friend. He lowered the price by 5 euro while still including the two free drinks, so Casa Rosso it was! Tip: If your friendly, sidewalk salesman does not offer any discount, try Casa Rosso.
It has a slightly better reputation than the others. When visiting a sex show in Amsterdam, a seat is only as good as the amount of people you have to hide behind. If you are going with a group of dudes, your best bet is to avoid giggling and to look creepy as hell. No one wants to pay to see the old, masturbating loner on stage, so use that to your advantage.
If your ticket includes drinks, now is the time to get obliterated. My admission included two drink tickets, both of which I used to take shots of Bacardi If I was going to be watching a sex show in a room with strangers, I was going to be as drunk as possible while spending as little money as possible. Then you do you. And now, after much dreaded anticipation, the show begins.
But where would the fun be in that? So I will leave this to your imagination although that banana thing is pretty self explanatory. I will tell you that there are 5 acts within a single hour, each act being more cringe-worthy than the last.
