Offer to help her wash her back? Open a beer in bed? Just go to sleep? You see, I had spent the entire day drinking beer from a barstool, sipping margaritas at the beach, and had roamed aimlessly everywhere in between. I had been swimming, boogie boarding, and sunbathing as well.
Then, as if some unbeknownst diety had magically appeared, this super hot Latin girl had approached asking for directions. One thing led to another andβ¦. Not only did I have a sunburn, but I was exhausted. I knew it; she knew it. There was no way I was going a second round. I barely made it through the first one. Simply put, I had expended all my energy on lazy, half-ass activities that were neither memorable nor masculine.
This time I had not only let myself down β a really cute brunette had my name tattooed in her mind as well. But the tattoo was fading.. I knew it was my own fault.
My performance was less than lackluster; it sucked! I had a strong feeling that was the last time I was going to be seeing this cutie even though a remaining four days of vacation would have given her ample time to play again. Unfortunately, this kind of crap happens to me now and then. The problem is that I never know when. Then when it does, I am thoroughly unprepared.
Whether you are at home, on vacation, or living in a vacation destination, the one thing that I have learned over the years is that you MUST have balance. Really, I have met hundreds and hundreds of tourists here for short-term trips. After meeting so many, patterns began to emerge.
